Dammit!
Don't you just hate it when you spend ages painting your nails for an interview and then you burn the tip off one of them lighting a nervous fag?
Anyway, hi kids... missed you all heaps... Need to catch up on the goss...
I've had a fairly normal week all in all. Hung out with Joan Rivers PA who had had so much surgery he couldn't actually move his face - but gave me some great makeup tips if I ever decide to give up corporate hell and become the worlds first female drag queen. Reims was fab, much champagne was drunk and I now consider myself a bit of an expert if anybody wants to invite me out for a bottle or two. The trip was slightly ruined when the French customs tried to throw my parents in jail for fraud, but my school girl french saved them a life time of pain et eau and it all turned out fine (small tip - don't ask the French Customs 'why?' at any time unless you are prepared to be thouroughly searched in a small cupboard!!).
I got very drunk at the weekend (I know I know we've talked about this) and much to my concern woke up on Sunday with two lesbians that I appeared to have rescued at some point in Old Compon Street. Now nothing happened but they scared the life out of my flatmate... much explaining had to take place over a few rounds of who wants to be a millionare and hang over gin at the local pub.
About to update my CV now - so let me know everything I have missed
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PS Mr X got back from yachting yesterday and I am like a nervous excited school girl with a crush after the summer holidays - I hope he still fancies me - best not to tell him about the lesbian thing though - even though it was very innocent - it might give him the wrong idea x
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(8.9.03 12:18) If you do want to interest him DEFINATELY mention the lesbian thing!!! (Then tell us how it went) What is your real name Daisy? |
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(8.9.03 12:29) Hello Daisy, Sounds like france was fun! And you get to see Mr X. again soon... sounds like your having a great time! Anyways, glad to hear from you again... would love to help with Gossip, but it never was my strong point... even Blog Crush has fallen strangely quiet... -Pete |
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(8.9.03 12:37) Welcome back, Daisy! ~smiles~ |
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(8.9.03 12:55) Welcome back, you've been missed (by every bullet so far, ho ho!). A sweetie for your welcome return. Gossip? I killed a pigeon and lost my next girlfriend but it's all been a laugh!  Davey xxx |
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(8.9.03 13:26) Nothing like a bit of daisyville to cheer me up on a monday morning x welcome back, you've been sorely missed x x |
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(9.9.03 14:00) Why loadofoldtosh? Do you know me? |