Just conning myself really....
I have just eaten a giant bag of yogurt covered raisins from the health food shop in Bond Street tube station... They were quite nice and at the same time as eating them I had this smug feeling that I wasn't earing a Mars Bar or crisps and that I was being pretty healthy (despite not being able to loose the 10 pounds that the TV will put on me by tomorrow). Anyway - having brewed my tea and switched on my PC I chanced to glance at the back of the packet... Dear god - I might as well as had a deep fried mars bar and a KFC bargain bucket!! Now all of these fat little things are swimming around in my stomach, giggling madly and aiming staright for my hips... Honestly - I can feel them! It's times like this that I understand my father saying I was a bulimic who forgot to throw up....
Plus - I suddenly have developed 14 year old skin - I have about 6 spots... well, tiny little blemishes... Where from though? Where? I haven't been in London this weekend in the pollution, I don't eat fried food - its not my hormones (as far a I know) and so once again it is just my body being a bastard and trying to upset me.
It's working too....
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(16.9.03 13:40) Daisy, Daisy, Daisy.... don't stress it... I am sure that it is just nerves, I bet no-one can see any spots/blemishes... there all in your head... just nervousness And you have a picture of yourself on your blog, so we can all see you don't need to be worried about any raisin's or anything, you look great, but if you are, go for a jog, it will get rid of all your worries on the matter! Knock 'em dead tomorrow... -Pete |
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(16.9.03 13:43) You might as well have eaten Sun-Maid chocolate raisins, very delicious and probably the same in fat content. Mind you, as our company has just dropped them, I don't know why I am giving them a shameless plug. Try drinking some Sunrich Prune Juice, that may help (and may keep me in a job if all 20sixers drunk some). As for the blemishes, feel lucky, some of us are just non-stop teenagers, even though we are in bodies of 35 year olds. I put it down to stress, tiredness, not enough exercise. You haven't got anything stressful about to happen, have you? Perhaps the hot weather may help to relax you. |
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(17.9.03 23:50) Flapjacks are the same. people think, "Oh, I'll have a flapjack, much healthier than a Mars bar" and they don't realise that a flapjack - one of those big fat ones with 'farm' written on them - has about three times the calories and fat content. I know this because I used to run 70 miles a week and needed a store of them to stop myself from keeling over. |