Things I am NOT going to do this weekend
1. Get massively drunk on cheap wine in the Walkabout tonight
2. Whilest drunk snog a big strong antipodean-type
3. Take said antipodean home with me
4. Wake up with a terrible hangover and spend the morning wrapped around Mr Toilet
5. Smoke more cigarettes in one night than than I have fingers
6. Forget to buy my friend G a card for his birthday and buy champagne all round to make up for it on my fathers credit card
7. Tell one of my ex-boyfriends that I still love them - just to amuse myself with high drama (if the party goes stale and I get bored)
8. Cry all over my gay best friend during Breakfast at Tiffanys on Sunday for fear that I am going to die all alone dressed in my old wedding dress, surrounded by candles and covered in cobwebs...
9. Try out new makeup in the hope that I will look 18 again, but end up looking like a drag queen
10. Eat 2 x takeaways, 1 x pot noodle and something from the kebab shop.
HHHmmmmm - chances of achieving this? Slim to none - but - will let you know 
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(17.10.03 14:10) Can you clear this up - is the big strong Antipodean type called Mr Toilet, or is that how you address certain parts of your bathroom? |
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(17.10.03 14:16) You just made me laugh out loud - I hate that when I'm on my own! Anyway, either is possible... but as I am as yet to find a big strong Antipodean type called Mr Toilet (will be sure to blog if I do!!) I guess that the hangover and I would be in the bathroom!! But anyway - none of this is going to happen... that's the point. |
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(17.10.03 14:19) I think if you did find a big strong Antipodean type called Mr Toilet (presumably flush with success....), that really would be the blogging sensation of the year, and quite possibly the decade too. |
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(17.10.03 14:24) I will do my very best to track one down tonight, for you know how I love to be a sensation dahlin'. I will not however snog him or spend the morning wrapped around him.... however tempting it might be. |
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(17.10.03 14:27) It's the way you resist temptation that makes you such a sensation. |
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(17.10.03 14:36) bwA - You do know that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit?? As you well know, I can resist anything until I've had my first half pint of Laurent Perrier Rose... |
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(17.10.03 14:44) I belive it was Oscar Wilde who said... "I can resist anything but temptation." |
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(17.10.03 14:47) I knew that had come out wrong........ |
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(17.10.03 15:01) I think that I will average a 50% success rate on my things not to do this weekend, so does that mean that Oscar was right or Adam?? D x x |
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(17.10.03 17:54) hehehe... now there is a question... one which I look forward to discussing on monday! :-) |