Meal for one
Normally, nothing makes me feel worse than standing in the supermarket queue with 5 poncy plastic meals for one and a bottle of semi expensive wine behind a family doing a weekly shop of potato waffles and carrots.
Today however, I got a wink from a boy with a very similar basket of food. I wonder if he would swap a glass of his Merlot for a glass of my Pinot Grigio...?
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(2.2.04 14:47) I'm only going to tell you this joke if you promise you won't think I'm having a go: A girl goes up to the till in a supermarket. The boy behind the till looks in her basket and sees: 1 bottle of wine; 1 bap; 1 chicken breast; 1 apple; 1 tomato; 1 can of soup. The boy says to her "Single, huh?" The girl smiles ruefully and says "Gosh, how did you ever guess?" .... The boy says: "Because you're ugly!" Ha ha ha! Erm. Sorry. I thought it was funny, anyway. |
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Daisy (2.2.04 14:51) He he he...x |