Smells like teen spirit.
Last night I met a couple at the bar who were so completely in love that they felt the need to tell me every single moment of their 20 year relationship. To sum up... she refused his proposal three times over a ten year period, they met again by chance when they went for the same parking space and he bought her a new car even though he didnt have any money. Finally she agreed to marry him.
I drank three rather large gin and tonics
Then an old friend came in. ´Where´s that lovely Jk´ he greeted me with...
I felt the need to sip half a pint of baileys as I explained that ´lovely Jk´wasn´t coming to Spain.
´Why would that be?´ asked that old friend
´Well, it turns out that he didn´t actually love me, even though the last time you saw him he was singing love songs at karaoke (badly) to me. Must have been the Irish coffees talking, not his heart. Not real love, the sort that buys you a car and waits ten years for you to decide to marry him.´
´Shame´ Said that old friend
Yes, it is a shame that for me real love has never actually existed. I just seem to find a lot of phantoms.
Another pint of baileys please Joe.
AND - It turns out that when I´m drunk, I look more like Courtney Love than initially thought. Perhaps (factoring in my current alcohol consumption) I should go for a job as a looky likey...
Has it really come to this?
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(13.7.04 13:49) Well to be honest that's the best I've seen Courtney Love look in...well....forever. So you definitely need to work on the drug and drink intake to get that lookylikey gig. |
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(13.7.04 13:51) I´ll work on it like a demon darling. |
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(13.7.04 13:51) V good. Except you seem to have forgotten the handcuffs, lovey ..... |
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(13.7.04 13:52) Yes... I hadn´t thought it out very well. |
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(13.7.04 13:58) Or the subpoena. |
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(13.7.04 14:02) Now all we have to do is find a 20sixer who looks like Kurt Cobain and you'll rake in the money! |
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(13.7.04 14:02) Daisy, cheer up, it could be worse, you could look like that kurt cobain geezer! that would most definatley be a bad thing  Although I still am not really seeing the courtney love thing! Hope that things pick up as the week goes on, maybe you will meet some other people who arent so in-love! |
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sillylad (13.7.04 14:03) Nar. Courtney Love isn't attractive. You on the other hand, are. I want half a pint of Baileys.. |
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(13.7.04 14:03) Yes... but people might realise that it´s not really him... Nick - the what? |
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(13.7.04 14:05) (the court summons) |
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(13.7.04 14:05) *blushes* |
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(13.7.04 14:05) Oh - cheers Nick - I´ll work on that too! |
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(13.7.04 14:17) Oh, petal. Hope the Baileys is doing its thing. xx |
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(13.7.04 14:18) Well, I certainly feel too sick to hit the pool quite yet... |
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(13.7.04 14:20) Don't be sad. Although you will be, won't you. But see, you are bee-yoo-ti-ful. And when you come home, I will give you lipgloss. But only if you promise not to be having a secret love-esque lip-job while you are away. Sweetie right back atcha. |
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(13.7.04 16:07) courtney has her work cut out for her if she wishes to grimly claw her way up to your standard of looks, dayz. you're way above that, never mind the jokes. |
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(13.7.04 16:14) Can't agree with you I'm afraid girl, courtney is, well, minging quite frankly. If you really want to be her lookalike, leave it 15-20 years, put on a stone or two, dive through a few bushes, and don't sleep for 4 months adn you'd still not be halfway there. Try not to be so down babe, it gets better..... |
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(13.7.04 22:20) at least your a courtney love with a decent haircut.... x |
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(14.7.04 01:00) I agree with sillylad... Courtney is weird-looking (even more now that she's had her lips done, they look like those novelty wax lips). You're just HOT! Woooh! Turn my head on the street, I would, hell yeah! |
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(14.7.04 12:26) Pfft, dont put yourself down like that..Courtney is a moose..you're a fox. Mmmm, shoulders. DGLD x |
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(14.7.04 14:15) You are way more attractive than Courtney Love (I keep wanting to call her Courtney Cox for some reason!) You do look a tad under the influenc in the pic tho :-p |
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(14.7.04 19:38) lol, Christian Guy! You aren't suggesting Daise would drink too much, are you? *shakes head* You tell him Daisy, there is no such thing as too much
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(15.7.04 12:34) I don´t drink actually. *cough* |
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(15.7.04 13:16) Of course not, tee-total Daise, thats what they call you.. x |
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(16.7.04 14:25) I believe you :-) |