Excuse me Miss...
Miss, Have you got a boyfriend?
Miss, I like your nails.
Miss, I'm going to ask to change to history because you're teaching it...
Miss, If I'm naughty will you punish me?
Miss, I'll have a detention if you are taking it....
Miss...
Halcyon days... I know. Wait until they have me for double modern history with a side order of discipline...
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(6.10.04 20:32) now, is this your pupils speaking, or a grown man? miss? |
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(6.10.04 20:40) mmmmm...Miss... ;-) |
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(6.10.04 20:54) Do you teach in Hogwarts or do they put valium in the kids' dinners? I think you should arrange a job for Funny_Teacher. |
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(6.10.04 21:11) Think of it, for the boys at least, as helping them through adolescence. My own saviour in this regard was Miss Kay, whose playful imago teased me through many a sleepless and sticky night in the Third year of secondary school. |
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(7.10.04 10:22) have a sweetie, miss, for being so gaddam brave! |
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(7.10.04 10:48) Damn staff room banter! Dontchajustloveit! |
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(7.10.04 14:08) They will work harder for you if they fancy you!! |
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(7.10.04 14:29) No 4 sounds quite keen on 'discipline' .... |
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(8.10.04 01:31) I think I need to re-sit history again so you can improve upon my C grade. The only sexy teacher I had was Miss, er, forgotten her name, my English teacher. Pretty woman with big norks who told my parents at parents' evening that I had a sexy voice!!! Ah, memories... and mammaries... a killer combination! :P |